Dial M for Middlesbrough



IMDb Rating 5.7 10 236


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December 18, 2021



David Mumeni as Radio DJ
Sheila Reid as Mildred
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811.74 MB
English 2.0
23.976 fps
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1.47 GB
English 2.0
23.976 fps
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Reviewed by Prismark10 3 / 10 / 10

Dial M for Middlesbrough

After the feeble Death on the Tyne. Draper's tour operators Terry (Johnny Vegas) and Gemma (Sian Gibson) return in another disappointing and overlong instalment. On the way to Middlesborough, the coach breaks down at a dismal down in the dumps caravan park, a place where Gemma once had a holiday of a lifetime. Pretty soon they stumble across people getting murdered in some sadistic ways. The site owner is hoping that the land is designated as a nesting site for some rare birds which means he does not have to sell it to H from Steps. Jason Donovan plays a sleazy entertainments manager who once had a thing for Gemma. It is a combination of comedy and gruesome deaths. One person gets spiked by a swingball, Terry finds a finger in some soup he had and there is even a hit man wandering about. The best joke was Terry wanting to have a classy wedding with Gemma and lay on a gravy fountain with vegetables. It was the only decent gag in the whole thing.

Reviewed by Sleepin_Dragon 2 / 10 / 10

Silly fun for Christmas.

Two bodies and a caravan park full of wierdos. After the two previous episodes I was looking forward to it, it continues the trend of smut, nonsense, pure stupidity and murder. Don't expect an Agatha Christie or a Carry on Film, but there was an effort to find something in the middle. It is fun, but it's fun for this time of year, think panto season, think exaggerated over the top nonsense. If you take it for what it is, light hearted fluff you'll enjoy it, expect much and you'll be disappointed. It boasts a wonderful cast, Jason Donovan adds a bit of star quality, but the standout for me was Joanna Page, she was lots of fun. Seeing Annette Crosbie was enough for me to enjoy it. 6/10

Reviewed by riggo-73503 2 / 10 / 10


Over acting panto time but no essence of comedy Avoid or think of 2hrs of life you'll never get back

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